You're never coming back and I'm honestly trying my hardest to be okay with that.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*